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Dull man walking
Starmer faces a challenge from the "King of the North" WARNING: Political content, minor Trump references
17 hrs ago • 
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Arsehole in the castle
He's here! And a very short history of other monarch-humiliating state visits
Sep 17 • 
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Who am I?
20 clues
Sep 12 • 
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Stop the bloats
4 ways to stop professional football eating itself - WARNING: FOOTBALL-RELATED CONTENT, MINOR TRUMP REFERENCES
Sep 5 • 
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Put out more flags
Britain goes slightly mad
Sep 2 • 
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August 2025

Sort it out, God
Time for a new strategy
Aug 28 • 
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Peace for our time?
Europe needs to beware historical precedents in any possible Russia-Ukraine peace deal. WARNING: TRUMP CONTENT, LONGER READ
Aug 21 • 
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You can't say anything these days
Limits on freedom of speech in the UK
Aug 12 • 
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Prize idiot
Trump wants the Nobel peace prize. But why stop there - he can win in other categories too. WARNINGS: TRUMP CONTENT, POLITICAL CONTENT, LONGER READ
Aug 4 • 
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July 2025

Proper English
Legendary lucky lionesses make history WARNING - FOOTBALL RELATED CONTENT
Jul 28 • 
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Eyeless on Gaza
Turning a blind eye to genocide. But that may be changing
Jul 21 • 
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AImageddon
I may destroy you
Jul 16
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